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Drive Drive Revolution 5 Drive Drive Revolution 5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Macarena!

Here are a few observations:
One) It was nowhere near long enough. I was eating a taco salad and wasn't able to finish eating it before the movie was over. I ended up watching four times before the salad was finished! Viva Taco Salad! Aieee! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Two) My car is painted just like the one depicted in the movie, which clearly violates my bullshit intellectual property rights or something. Both my lawyers and Oskloo shall hear of this!

Three) Is the number following two.

Four) 3,600 characters remaining.

Five) The cat is clearly a symbol of traditional value is clearly being chased by a rainbow car (representing the gay automotive agenda) driven by the liberal media*

Six) This movie made me cry for Ireland again and again.

Seven) Only one money shot?

Eight) I'm going to "vote zero". Why? Because you asked me to "vote zero" and also because this movie needs to be longer- MUCH LONGER!

*liberal media should be read as being Jew Dominated Media, a wholly owned subsidiary of International Conspiracy Inc.

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@pple Country @pple Country

Rated 5 / 5 stars


TH@T w@s the best video g@me th@t I've ever pl@yed! Ever!

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Ragnarok Ragnarok

Rated 5 / 5 stars



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Coreburger-The Two Towers Coreburger-The Two Towers

Rated 4 / 5 stars


..burgers =)

fifened. there needed to be more vatiety in the objects. pretty cool.

All Your Candy All Your Candy

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I wolloped apple, then got arrested by me!
nicely done :)

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Bush Bash 7 Dictionary v2 Bush Bash 7 Dictionary v2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Truth

points to itself... but soemtime requires a lil illumination.